🐀 PLAY HEAVY IS THE RAT!! 🐀  |  AVAILABLE ON  |  🎮 STEAM, ITCH.IO, THE OUYA, AND 3DO 🎮 |  🎉 THE BEST GAME ON OUYA 🎉  |  🧀 NOT A HIGH BAR TO CLEAR 🧀  |  🐀🐀 THEY'RE BIGGER 🐀🐀  |  🐀🐀🐀 THEY'RE FATTER 🐀🐀🐀  |  🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 THEY'RE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀   
Heavy is the Rat
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THIS IS HEAVY IS THE RAT

Heavy is the Rat is a Super Rad 2D Platformer where you eat cheese. You shouldn't really overcomplicate it. You can walk, jump, and for the first time ever, SNIFF! You can solve Puzzles To acquire more cheese to become EVEN FATTER. Eat more cheese and challenge the Fattest Rat, the Rat King 🧀

🎬 CHECK THIS OUT!!

♪ NOW PLAYING: Genius of Love - Tom Tom Club.mp3
⚠ THIS MUSIC CANNOT BE STOPPED ⚠

🐀 RAT PHOTO ALBUM MORE RATS!

go ratboy go!
go ratboy go!
this is the king rat. You fight him
this is the king rat. You fight him
dont look at me like that
dont look at me like that
the rat wars
the rat wars, circa 1776
this rat will KILL you
this rat will KILL you
this is not a rat, but kevin james
this is not a rat, but kevin james
(All rats were given copious amounts of cheese (american) to ensure they will not revolt and begin a ratvolution.)

DON'T BELIEVE US? SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE GAME:

Sam Houser — Rockstar Games
noooo dude we're gonna have to delay GTA6 AGAIN man I can't believe another rat game foiled our plans again
Gabe Newell — Valve Software
Hello this is Gabe Newell
Stuart Little — Not a Rat, Despite Contrary Opinion
This is deragatory
My Mom — Has Played Stardew Valley Once
I liked the part where you ate cheese
Chad Green — Lowly Professor
This isn't part of the rubric, but cool I guess
Friedrich Nietzsche — I don't know why he's here
Die Ratte will den Käse fressen. Macht das den Käse zu einem Gott? Darüber muss ich nachdenken.
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